I like my coffee to match my soul
'Cause it's so black
Unlike my hometown-snow
I came from the north to
F*ck shit up
When I was living in the woods
I thought the world was big
But now I know it's small
'Cause I cannot fit in
It's so small, it's so small
It's so small, it's so small
It's so small, it's so small
My name's Simon
I'm shining bright like a diamond
Wear me like a ring
Love me like I'm a ka-ching
All I do is play
Every night is my birthday
Simon says: ''Stand up''
La la la la la la la la f*ck off
I'm not like other boys
I'm not even like the girls
I've tried so hard but I just
Cannot seem to straighten my curls
Yeah, salty water is transparent
Vision is perfect
That's why I'm so sweet
So you don't know what to expect
You don't know, you don't know
You don't know, you don't know
You don't know, you don't know
My name's Simon
I'm shining bright like a diamond
Wear me like a ring
Love me like I'm a ka-ching
All I do is play
Every night is my birthday
Simon says: ''Stand up''
La la la la la la la la f*ck off
It's my name, it's my name
It's my name, it's my name
It's my name, it's my name
My name's Simon
I'm shining bright like a diamond
Wear me like a ring
Love me like I'm a ka-ching
All I do is play
Every night is my birthday
Simon says: ''Stand up''
La la la la la la la la f*ck off
My name's Simon, shine like diamond
Wear me like ring, love me ka-ching
All I do is play, it's birthday
Simon, stand up
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la f*ck off