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This one is for the nit-pickers
And the naysayers
And the negativity gnomes
What is right
And what is slight
As interpreted on phones
No nuance noted
No apt inflection
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In the ink days
There was a difference
Between opinion and emotion
One would ignore
The unripe core
Of the faux outrage beneath the floor
This one is for the nit-pickers
And the naysayers
And the negativity gnomes
What is right
And what is slight
As interpreted on phones
No nuance noted
No apt inflection
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We used to walk
Now we give the boot
And not the tipped point of the footnote
Inferential's
Not deferential
And has the seal so presidential
This one is for the nit-pickers
And the naysayers
And the negativity gnomes
What is right
And what is slight
As interpreted on phones
No nuance noted
No apt inflection
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Shut up
Shut up
Who cares
What you like
Put down
Your screen
Pick up
A life
The less one likes
The more one speaks out
The quick online search trumps all degrees
Passive voices
Making noises
Eliminating less-liked choices
This one is for the nit-pickers
And the naysayers
And the negativity gnomes
What is right
And what is slight
As interpreted on phones
No nuance noted
No apt inflection
Will slink out of
The Comment Section
Shut up
Shut up
Who cares
What you like
Put down
Your screen
Pick up
A life
Go reproduce
And not reproach
Create new content, not tear it down
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Unknown user
Noone made you the standard chooser
This one is for the nit-pickers
And the naysayers
And the negativity gnomes
What is right
And what is slight
As interpreted on phones
No nuance noted
No apt inflection
Will slink out of
The Comment Section
