The Simracing Music Bandit Collective - The Black Tick Mark Song (Dario's Checklist) Lyrics

Darios excuse checklist number one
You made me start last, black tick mark
This setup is too understeery, black tick mark
The track limits are terrible, black tick mark
They are using cheater tire warming strats, track temps are too hot
I was looking at chat, black tick mark
You get the idea right? Just a list of excuses, like he's driving in the dark

Oh, you thought this song would have a chorus? You thought it would make sense?
If you expected that, you'll be disappointed and so wrong
Black Tick
BLACK
TICK
MARK
Mark
Mark

The audio was too quiet, black tick mark
I drove like an idiot, black tick mark
I'm still half asleep, black tick mark
I've had no practice, black tick mark
It was the liveries' fault, I missed most of the apexes, my iRating is too high, black tick mark
It's just a list of excuses for why not P1, what a story arc

Oh, you thought this song would have a chorus? You thought it would make sense?
If you expected that, you'll be disappointed and you'd be wrong
Black Tick
BLACK
TICK
MARK

Bjorn gave me a scuffed setup, black tick mark
My wheel has gone super light, black tick mark
My stream deck covers a button on my wheel, black tick mark
I've got no crew chief, black tick mark
Theres a cat on my desk, The sun is on my shoulder, I had a big stut, tut, tut, tut, stutter , black tick mark

Oh, you thought this song would have a chorus? You thought it would make sense?
If you expected that, you'll be disappointed or find offense, I guess

Dario isn't alone, you also had excuses and some of them were dark
Your robot hoover f*cked your race, black tick mark
Construction workers shook your building, black tick mark
You got sent underwear in the post, black tick mark
What a strange story arc

Oh, you thought this song would have a chorus? You thought it would make sense?
If you expected that, you'll be disappointed and you'd be wrong
This is the Black Tick Song
BLACK
TICK
MARK

This is the black tick mark song
BLACK
TICK
MARK


This is the black tick mark song
BLACK
TICK
MARK

This is the black tick mark song
BLACK
TICK
MARK