I like bad boys
And when I say bad I mean actually bad
I like the boys with the stupid f*cking slogan hat
I like a man who only thinks about himself
He doesn't want a girlfriend he wants a helper elf
Uh, yeah I like a 4x4
He told me he would pick me up around 4
So I stop solids and when 4 comes
He texts me like "hey I totally forgot about this"
Yeah, I like a dude with a pickup
He doesn't own a towel he expects me to lick it up
And I just couldn't be more down
And by down I mean turned on and stressed out
Yeah
He doesn't call his mom, he doesn't brush his teeth, he doesn't own a broom, he doesn't comb his hair, he's got 2 t-shirts and one of those shirts was stolen from a target
It says "I'm with the asshole"
And he'll wear it to the chapel
Where he'll marry his girlfriend
He thinks that pronouns are a trend
No drivers license got a state ID
I gotta pick food outta his goatee
He doesn't even try to aim his pee
And when he casts his vote it's for the GOP (awwww)
Yeah f*ck this dude
I gotta put up boundaries just to get in the mood
If you or someone you love is like this, no shade
But my self respect is why I never get laid
Everybody say "f*ck this dude"
Now lemme hear you say "f*ck this dude"
If you're a feminist say "f*ck this dude"
If you feel bad for me say "f*ck this dude"