Don't give me no hypospray
Can't do me no good anyway
Ain't no space age remedy
What Beverly has done to me
'Cause you know what's aching me
Is a heart that's broken
You should know these symptoms be
My tender soul outspoken
And just when love is leaving me
And cosmic fancy fades to black
Dr. Crusher's back!
And just when my feelings flee
My cosmic love run off the track
Dr. Crusher's back!
Make my home in the sick bay
'Cause I can't stand another day
My star-legs kicked from under me
There ain't no god damn remedy
'Cause you know what's aching me
Is my heart outcast, now
Yeah, you know it's hitting me
Just like a phaser blast, now
And just when love is leaving me
My cosmic love run off the track
Dr. Crusher's back!
And just when my feelings flee
Dr. Pulaski gets the sack
'Cause Dr. Crusher's back!