Skeleton Army - Lost in Ikea Lyrics

Let's Go
Got a little story, a story to tell
About my trip, it didn't go well
Well I just thought I would just get out out alright
And nothing is what it ever really ever seems

Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea I can't find the exit
Lost in Ikea I don't know where to go

So I'll just piss and moan
Sit out here like a goddamn little f*cking scrooge
This couch looks pretty familiar, think I've seen it on a TV show
But no I'm wrong again

Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea I can't find the exit
Lost in Ikea I don't know where to go

I think I'm gonna give up hope well I'll find out what to do
But I don't know I'll probably just die alone
I'm eating horse meatballs yeah I'm snacking on the lunch line
Well I'm probably gonna be here for the rest of my days
Whoa no
Oh no

Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea
Lost in Ikea I can't find the exit
Lost in Ikea I don't know where to go