Sketch Method - Gladys Lyrics

Well here's our latest policy
And it's directed at our youth
It may take some audacity
But if it works we'll make a fortune

Lets force some exorbitant fees onto these festivals
And hope promoters crack under the pressure
We'll either make a mint or shut them down under the guise
Of some preventive bullshit counter measure

You're such a goddamn fool
You don't even know how your policies work
Such a vindictive tool
A penchant for pokies, a butt ugly smirk

F*ck you Gladys I hope you get mad as hell
When your attempts to destroy us inevitably fail
F*ck you Gladys I hope you rot in hell

And you can take your vitriolic party too

You say that you dont sow the seeds
Dont blame the government it's not like they're deriving any pleasure
From cashing in on breaking down the scene
Casinos seem to be the one true thing on top of our agenda

I know there's worse than you
But you've really f*cked with something that I love
Like we'd ever need more proof
That you cunts are out just to make a quick buck

But we'll take solace

In the fact you've abrogated your career
Good luck getting your electorate back on your side this year
Come on Gladys you know that this shit aint fair
You're just doubling down on the mistakes of Michael Baird

F*ck you Gladys
F*ck you Gladys
F*ck you Gladys, you're just like Mike Baird

You're a disgrace to this country and your bullshit policies have got to go