Silver stock paint job all on my ride
No it ain't slammed, but the windows automatic
Little yellow paint scrape, passenger back side
Saw it on Craigslist, knew I had to have it
Got a manual transmission
One headlight out, you can't miss it
Cruising up and down the hill, I know you hear engine
Oil change coming soon, first I gotta clean the kitchen
Got a squeaky belt, gotta fix the felt
On the roof, heated seats, they'll make yo ass melt
A/C don't work, so the summertime hell
And the passenger airbag probably gonna fail
Upholstery falling off, looking like a sail
Roof lining falling down, got me wearing veil
And I'm thinking bout souping the bitch up owith a tail
Just to make a profit when it's finally up for saleu
No I'm not gonna fix shit
I'm finna stick with it, like I'm in a thick bitch
Weed crumbles everywhere you sit
Somebody grab a vacuum, I'ma spliff this
Yeah the clutch getting loose, gotta get a check up
Don't run to smooth, S40 my Mecca
Say a prayer fore I pull out, hope the brakes don't let up
Obituary looking like a set up
Giving out rides to highest bidder
Gas money going to my wallet, don't litter
Hands and hair flying out my winder
I don't even roll them bitches up in the winter
Cause I gotta let 'em know
That I'm coming even when it snow
Said I gotta let 'em know
Revving up the engine, hope you ready for the show
Speakers blaring
Ain't a McLaren
(F*ck is you doing, my children, you're scaring!)
Police staring
Tires tearing
(Why were you speeding, should I call your parents?)
Bluetooth pairing
Hotbox sharing
(What is that smell, go grab the gun, Karen)
I know it's apparent that I do not care and
My Volvo is scary
Beware
90k up on the dash
And that's 15 years
Windshield clear
Look into the mirror
Tell me what appear
Now lemme hit a switch, tell me what y'all hear
Sound system came with it
No new subs, no windows tinted
No need for it when I'm in driver seat just grinning
I want them to see me winning
See me living just how I want
Couple black ziplocks in my trunk
Ain't no junk, it's all part of the fung shui
Oh yeah, f*ck speed bumps
I'm catching air, it's impossible
Let's see what the cops'll do
Tell em suck my popsicle
I will stop at none of your obstacles
Les Schwab tires paid 5 for those
Red lights, got no time for those
9:40 Dispo bout to close
And you wonder why I'm going 25 above