I woke one morning long ago, to find I couldn't move
My mattress had collapsed and left me in a f*cking groove
I got myself up and went to the store
When I saw what they had, my jaw hit the floor
Mattresses made of memory foam
And finally I was home
I sleep all day, I sleep all night
My back's not f*cked, I feel just right
Ooooooh, my memory foam mattress
I sleep all night, I sleep all day
With my love I'll always stay
Ooooooh, my memory foam mattress
I took my mattress home and laid it down upon my bed
I knelt upon one knee and these are then the words I said
I've searched for you all my lonely life
If you'll have me I'd love to make you my wife
But my mattress stayed silent, I was alone
Inside my lonely home
I sleep all day, I sleep all night
My back's not f*cked, I feel just right
Ooooooh, my memory foam mattress
I sleep all night, I sleep all day
With my love I'll always stay
Ooooooh, memory foam mattress
If you knew what I knew, you'd surely want to sleep
On a mattress like my mattress, the only one for me
If you could understand, what she means to me
You'd understand just why I feel, so terribly lonely
I sleep all day, I sleep all night
My back's not f*cked, I feel just right
Ooooooooooh
I sleep all day, I sleep all night
My back's not f*cked, I feel just right
Ooooooh, memory foam mattress
I sleep all night, I sleep all day
With my love I'll always stay
Ooooooh
Ooooooh
Ooooooh
Memory foam mattress