The Skinny Lattes - Purple Fluffy Fake Crocs Lyrics

I was down at the seaside just the other day
When I heard a voice, I heard my voice say
What I'd really love to wear instead of these boring socks
Is those funky sexy groovy tasty purple fluffy fake crocs
Purple fluffy fake crocs
Oooh, I really love 'em
My purple fluffy fake crocs
I took those crocs home and we started to gel
I was freed from my sweaty wellies in the sun hell
And I laughed when I stood by my lovely hollyhocks
In my funky sexy groovy tasty purple fluffy fake crocs
Purple fluffy fake crocs
Oooh, I really love em
My purple fluffy fake crocs
But this story doesn't end so well
Cos things have a habit of going sadly
One day when I went to wear my crocs
I realised they were made real badly
The soles fell off and the straps snapped too
My life was at an end what could I do
Purple fluffy fake crocs
Oooh I really hate them
My purple fluffy fake crocs
I called up my girlfriend and I started to cry,
What the hell can I do I've been sold a lie,
She said baby don't worry, leave it up to this fox,
Then she bought me funky sexy groovy tasty yellow furry real crocs
Oooh I really love 'em
My yellow furry real crocs
Oooh I really love 'em
My yellow furry real crocs
Oooh you gotta love 'em
My yellow furry real crocs
Oooh I really love 'em
My yellow furry real crocs