Skooma Cat - However Lyrics

Sensitive, effeminate and over all: cliche
They even do the dishes when they're done cooking
I'm not pessimist, but future is grim-looking

Preach, old friend, times are worse
These days I always have to carry mace in my purse
Back in the day, there was no crime
People were reputable but now they're just vile

Yeah, back in the day, when ladies dressed decently
They could stroll undisturbed up until recently
I'm not saying, they're asking for predicament
But they are not totally innocent

Everything is relative and needs to be discussed
But nothing, ever, is of value before the word "but"

And what's with all the talk about climate change
Like, last winter it was cold, this is arranged
To defraud us of our money and freedom
The masses so deluded, they won't listen to reason
They even call me hateful, when I lecture them on facebook
This generation's intellect: misplaced goods
We need to save the world, just my two cents
But, in all conscience, not at my expense

Yes, indeed, this generation doesn't know modesty
Like, lately I was out to eat and they wanted me
To make my kids stop knocking over chairs
And threw us out when I refused the plea of theirs
Don't these places have to cater to my wishes
Not the other way around, I'm the one who buys their dishes.
I'm all for people learning to abide by rules
But they must not presume to tell me, what to do

Vegans, right? Forcing their views on us
For all I care, they may go ahead and choke on grass
I want to enjoy my steak and I want it cheap
But please shut up about how the animals are treated

And gays, right? Want to make my sons gay as well
Luckily I know just the book to save them from hell
I have nothing against their life choices
But they should be forced to keep them in private

Government, right? Controlled by reptiles
Spraying their chemtrails, seeking our demise
I don't believe in outrageous theories
But there must be a reason for them to keep us away from these

A community should be open and free
But keep opposing opinions away from me

I want change but I won't like it
I want change but I won't like it

Alright, it's fine
Maybe another time
Alright, take care
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