Once upon a time
In a far-away land
There was mom
Children by each hand
One was puffy, one
Was all fidgety
And both deserved that toy
In their Happy Meals
Mam, we're out of stock
You'll get me what I want!
I'm sorry, Mam, I can't
You better!
I'm shaking from the insolence
The customer is queen
This is the most outrageous treatment
I have ever seen!
She's entiteled to a crown
And she has to have it now
Hear the little angels cheer
Timbal and fanfare
And she will stay
'Til things are going her way
Or else she needs to speak
To your manager
There was once a mom
Who called the police
'Cause she got a ticket
On her SUV
Alright
She occupied two spaces
Maybe touched a snatch of sidewalk
Didn't feed the meter
And flipped the attendant off
Mam, it's a handicapped spot
But I really needed to park here
I'm sorry, Mam, but that's the law
You better!
I'm shaking from the insolence
The taxpayer is queen
This is the most outrageous treatment
I have ever seen
She's entiteled to a crown
And she has to have it now
Hear the little angels cheer
Timbal and fanfare
And she will stay
'Til things are going her way
Or else she needs to speak
To your manager
Then king and queen
Sit down to eat
She says
You won't believe
The injustice befallen upon me