When Mickey got in on it, it was pretty desperate
If he'd done it, then he could have sworn that most of them were straight
But it's something we've never had to do since we were 14
Watch some porn on that big 9.7 inch screen
Three holes where we opened up safaris
And up there at the top, it's like we were pouring hot water in that old research box
And if the first result ain't right, there were four eyes
There was a bunch of them inside, naked girls and guys
And everyone but the male stroke guy who had a massive dick
Believe me when I say massive, cause I really mean it
It launched Mr. Charles and he found it incredulous
By the time we reached the end, we gotta shout and get crazy, bitch
Yeah, we couldn't believe our eyes
My mom was surprised
It must have been in California
A shot with a fortune, a thousand suns
And looking back on it, it was probably cross-legged
But that doesn't mean that that girl didn't beat the cement
Oh, I hope her head's safe
That it was fake
And that I'm soft
We watched porn on the keys I had
Porn on the keys I had
We watched porn
On the keys I had
We watched porn on Mickey's iPad