We're talking babies that family life
You know it scares me to death but it's fine
I know I want it but my mind's a bitch
Worst case scenarios are all it'll give
Like you could cut yourself loose at any time
Leave me to live out a Sundance plot line
I know you wouldn't but wouldn't that suck
These are the things that are keeping me up
You're wondering why I get stuck in my head
Say hello to my baggage
All the man-made madness
I'm trying to rewire all the What Ifs
Like what if I got to have it all
And that was it
No catch
But ripped from the pages of scripts I've been sold
Leading lady moves to supporting role
Throw on an apron my dear just relax
Said with a smile but it feels like a threat
The house and the kids and the man and the dog
Oops just one more thing to take over the world
Scary enough to be dreaming out loud
Sure doesn't help that they're laughing me down
If you're wondering why I get stuck in my head
Say hello to my baggage
All the man-made madness
I'm trying to rewire all the What Ifs
Like what if I got to have it all
And that was it
No catch
I know I want it but my mind's a bitch
I don't do aprons no I won't relax
The house and the kids and the man and the dog
Take over the world oh f*ck I want it all
But honestly
Baby I feel like a baby
So having one's scary
What if I lose me
Will you find me
Recover my body
And if I've forgotten who I am
Will you remind me
You're wondering why I get stuck in my head
Say hello to my baggage
All the man-made madness
I'm trying to rewire all the What Ifs
Hell what if I got to have it all
And that was it
No catch
I know I want it but my mind's a bitch
I don't do aprons no I won't relax
The house and the kids and the man and the dog
Take over the world oh f*ck I want it all