It's the apocalypse, get your zombie kicks
We're the punkest dudes, though we don't look like it
Smoking cigarettes, we're daring cancer
We've got some problems but we don't have any answers
Punk zombie, vampire bat, robot awakening, aliens attack
Brain eaters cutting off heads
That's the punkest shit that has ever been said
We're hard as core
Can't you f*cken feel it
We're hard as core
Just f*cken listen to this crazy shit
The punk superstars, they all approve of us
I'd smash their TVs if they'd let me on their tour bus
We'll burp and swear and spit, and hate you from the start
I was born with spiky hair, I've got a studded f*cken heart