One bin, two bin, three bin, four
When I pop open the lid, it's like a candy store, yeah
Daddy got the whole dump goin' stupid
Slob game heavyweight champ, undisputed
When I pick up the mic, the track gets polluted
Pullin' up in the Butterscotch Sundae Buick
All day, nonstop, cakes and tarts
Daddy fillin' up the gut like a shopping cart
I got a PhD in the Slobbing Arts
Crawlin' out the dumpster to the top of the charts
I just made a hunnid mil
Trappin' in the landfill
Lookin' like a movie
Stephen Spielburgers on the grill
Callin' me the Slobfather
Dumpster jet to Italy
Meatball, Spaghetti, Parmesan, holy trinity
Mayonnaise keeps pourin', better get an umbrella
Daddy flowin' so raw you be gettin' Salmonella
Garbage truck spaceship floatin' like Interstellar
Anytime I'm on the track, number one bestseller
You can find me in the sewer, movin' through the sludge
Turnin' trash to treasure, got the Midas touch
Garbage truck lane switchin' with the double clutch
Slob Boys hittin' Denny's for the buffet brunch
We straight dumpin'
Buildin' up a garbage castle
No time for hassles from you little rascals
What's for dinner? Some kind of mammal
Let me hand it over to the king of the cattle
One Slob, two slob, three slob, four
Slob Boys in all black at your door
Divine bovine, methane producer
Nickname Hendrix, I can see the Future
Enormous gut, bigger than a Mini Cooper
Eatin' all the land animals, next the Grouper
Find me in your yard I'm a goddamn hound
Searchin' through your trash, lost and found
Mayo on the corner, the street was plowed
Bean eatin' bowel king, I've just been crowned, ough
Megaphone, fart loud
Hidden shroud, gas cloud
No beef, cash cow
Versace dump, high brow
Who's that clompin'? It's your boy, Big C.O.W.
All these small ass guts I can't allow
On tour gorging from L.A. to Macau
Gluttonous manhog, Slob lifestyle, ough
Marshmallow Bronco, Elway hermano
Denver, Mexico, shirt off, Slob show
Mayonnaise cargo, health food embargo
Ough