You think we're a joke
But the joke's on you
You laugh at us but we're laughing too
Silly to some
But what else is new
We're taken more serious than half the shit you do
And now you think that you're mature
Oh yeah I'm sure
And now you think that you're too cool
Well It's ok cause we're the
Fools of the trade
Fools of the trade
Dealing with life
Can really be a drag
Lose a lot of members when half the band is always sad
Got a chicken for a mascot
Yeah everybody knows
Remember when you and your friends used to mosh at our shows
And now you think that you're too cool
Well It's ok cause we're the
Fools of the trade
Fools of the trade
Fools of the trade
Fools of the trade
We're dead inside
So you can try and roast
Our name is dumb but we're not texas toast
You think we're a joke
But the joke's on you
Laugh and we'll turn you into human stew
FOOLS OF THE TRADE