Smash Potater - Necro-Nom-Icon Lyrics

It's round one
On the Food Network, and I'm here to win
National coverage as I speak the words that lie within
My competitors, unprepared to say the least
Dead ingredients rise like yeast as prepared meals prepare to feast

Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen
Ha-zar-ta
Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober
Kanda

Entangled in tentacles
Oranges beat you to a pulp
Ground beef of your genitals that judges claim is overcooked

Lobster claw strangulation
Turkey stuffed evisceration
Chicken bone laceration
Bacon bit bukakke facial

Necro-nom-icon
What you baked shall seal your fate
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Reverse death, become Iron Chef
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The book that's bound in chicken skin
Inked in gravy

And deep fried