The flames of hell are growing closer
Certain death on the roller toaster
Waited so long to ride the coaster
Isn't as fun as it looked on the poster
Blazin' track out of control
Loop dee loops and barrel rolls
Lose your lunch and lose your soul
Gates of hell swallow you whole
Scream and cry, get carbonized
The dildo seats, leave you sodomized
Lap-bars with spikes, don't need seat-belts
A one-way ticket roller coaster, to hell
All I wanted was to have some fun
A ride, they said, hotter than the sun
Realized it wasn't just a pun
When I was toasted like a hot dog bun
Scream and cry, get carbonized
The dildo seats, leave you sodomized
Lap-bars with spikes, don't need seat-belts
A one-way ticket roller coaster, to hell
Roller Toaster
Roller Toaster