It's 8 am
I'm hungry again
So I'll feast to start off the day
The only decision I ever have to make
Is take-out or delivery
So I drove to the restaurant
Just as I always do
And the man in the hat took me in the back
And offered me something new
He pulled out his knife and he sliced out my eyes
He put me in grease and my body was fried
He said, "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"
And I knew it was true
For I found my new home on the take-out menu