Smörgåsbord - 2wo Sofas Lyrics

Hi

"And in the end, what we can't acknowledge might be true
Does your tree turn foul - at the sight of an unknown visitor?
Is its branches rooted in self - or within you?
Does your dog bark at sight?
You may not have a guard dog, but your dog still protects
Does it not?
I mean you can't be taking this seriously, people
Really?"
Really
Really

You look just like Hank Hill (woah, uh)
Propane
Hairline so Bernie Sanders (pfft, huh)
Rogane
Cop it for the low just like Romaine
Ford Fiesta, better stay in your lane

Took your mom to BBB (Bed, Bath & Beyond)
Cause she wanted a new sofa
Threw some curtains in with that bitch
Then I bought that hoe two sofas (damn)
Got some top atop a table, call it desktop (computers)
Saw your ass workin' at Chili's with a wet mop (nine to five, nine to five)
Where'd you get that chick from, man? The pet shop? (lookin' like a dog)
Your clothes are corny and probably came from a sweatshop (eww, eww)
I'm somewhat sweet like graham crackers (whole wheat)
Put a Curtis Mayfield record on, I'm dancing like Mick Jagger (Superfly)
You see me at Walmart (ay)
You see me at Hy-vee (ay)
You see me at Target (oh, that's true, I have seen him at all those places)
Get out of here, call you an Uber (or a Lyft)
You a square, you a cuber (cuber)

Oh, no, he didn't
Owww

Feel free to call me Duracell
Cause I got the juice (juice)
Take the feline out the hat, man
No Dr. Seuss (Dr. Seuss)
Just copped a fiend, hoe
What do you need
Clockin' in, I clock out
Always coppin' that green (oohr)
Keepin' my temperature high, just like a Hot Pocket
Motherf*ckers talkin' shit, better know I keep a rocket
If you got a problem, man, I'll put you on the docket
I can't even see these haters, no eye socket

You look just like Hank Hill (woah, uh)
Propane
Hairline so Bernie Sanders (pfft, huh)
Rogane
Cop it for the low just like Romaine
Ford Fiesta, better stay in your lane

Where you gonna be when the shit go down
B-boy, get ready for the big showdown
Captain like aye, aye, make you go bye-bye
Swear I wouldn't sin again, your hoe is good at listening
Where you gonna be when the shit go down
B-boy, get ready for the big showdown
Captain like aye, aye, make you go bye-bye
Swear I wouldn't sin again, your hoe is good at listening

Goin' to the shop, and I get your girl a lamp (lamp)
The girl didn't like it, she kinda a tramp (like Lady)
What do I do to get her to stop groanin'
Buy her two sofas, and have her start moanin' (oo-ooh)
That girl get goin', when she on top of me
Study that girl movement, kinesiology (kinesiology)
Goin' so hard, goin' to the yard
Playin croquet, man, I be on that guard
This girl stay beautiful, she's a real ma
But not quite as good (as what)
As a Fruit Loops cereal straw
IKEA, IKEA
Man, I love IKEA (me, too)
IKEA, IKEA
Wouldn't wanna be ya
Sweden, yeah, sure
It's all the rage
But they still have
A low minimum wage

Guys, it's really something that's troubling their economy right now
Job growth is down, it's terrible
The government's bad
Nobody's e

You look just like Hank Hill (woah, uh)
Propane
Hairline so Bernie Sanders (well, it kinda sucks) (pfft, huh)
Rogane
Cop it for the low just like Romaine
Ford Fiesta, better stay in your lane

Where you gonna be when the shit go down
B-boy, get ready for the big showdown
Captain like aye, aye, make you go bye-bye
Swear I wouldn't sin again, your hoe is good at listening
Where you gonna be when the shit go down
B-boy, get ready for the big showdown
Captain like aye, aye, make you go bye-bye
Swear I wouldn't sin again, your hoe is good at listening

Ay
Bitch
Hoe
Bitch
Motherf*cker
Ay
Wassup
Ay
Ay
Ay
Ay

What (ay)
Ay (bitch)
Hoe (hoe)
Ay (bitch) (hooee)
What (motherf*cker)
Ay (hoe) (ooh)
What (wassup)
What (ay) (stumby)
What (ay) (what)
Ay (ay) (unh)
What (bitch, uh) (yeah)
Uh-ay (ay) (eee)
What (oh)
Uh-ay (ay)
Whaaat (ay, oh, unh, oh)