Smörgåsbord - Hardwood (feat. SirAcha) Lyrics

Heah
Oh my god, Smörgåsbord, I love you
You know I love mediocrity

Hoes like, hoes like, hoes like me
Got a bitch on the left cause I'm on the right, B
Hoes like "Ahhhh" when they see me, B
But I'mma play 'em all like some DVDs

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Poppin' that pepperoni like I'm a pizza
Puttin' all that ice up on me, I got a feature
Best collaboration since Courtney and Angela Bassett
Let me elaborate a little to why I'm such an asset
I make baskets, I'm a shooter, but I ain't a killa
Nah, I'm a hooper, but you are vanilla
Sippin' on that Ginger Ale, floodin' up my payroll
Your man is such an a-hole, f*ck him up like it's anal

Oh shit, oh shit (Oh shit)

Cold like a zamboni, don't give me bologna
She want all this sausage, call it extra pepperoni
Hanging with my cronies, no, you do not know me
I'mma do the dash just like I'm a Shetland pony
Wrap it up, use that green like it's Taco Town
All y'all squares super lame like it's nothin' round
Helicopter dick, something that just spins
Miss you, boo, and we party like we got twins!

Hoes like, hoes like, hoes like me
Got a bitch on the left cause I'm on the right, B
Hoes like "Ahhhh" when they see me, B
But I'mma play 'em all like some DVDs

2012, the world ending cause of me
Wreaking havoc on these towns, that's my philosophy
I got the invite from the mayor, you know I got the lock-and-key
Just call me Godzilla cause no one stoppin' me
Call up all these girls like it's a harem
I got wives like skittles, so I share 'em
I'm really bad with kids, you know I scare 'em
I'm really bad with cars, I can't repair 'em

I hate you, you idiot

Hoes like, hoes like, hoes like me
Got a bitch on the left cause I'm on the right, B
Hoes like "Ahhhh" when they see me, B
But I'mma play 'em all like some DVDs

It's Smörgåsbord, you absolute f****** dumbass
I can't decide what's harder, my wood or this f****** beat
Bitch, I just t-
Suck my f****** **ck
I just took five cialis pills, I'm hard as
YEAH