Weird Blokes Video (MV)

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor
That's my dream
It's my nightmare
Crawling, slithering along the edge of a straight razor
And surviving

Well folks, it ain't easy being a steezy in a world full of queasiness and all that other bullshit
Dripping with this ice like it's a spiritual occasion
My rapping isn't music, it's a guided meditation
Boy reeks of M&S and using Oysters at the station
Sporting three first names, I'm not using your abbreviations
I'm stationed at the bus stop with a ciggy in my mouth
When I listen to your music, ain't the bus that's going south
Loud mouth when I get a little tipsy
I'll briskly pull up to the function, handling some whiskey

Rolling with the skins that I get from MB
Look under your hood and I can see the envy
Yes, I'm good at waffling like I'm an MP
Check your bank account twice just to confirm it's empty
Clear the city just to take a f*cking selfie
Turn your manager to stone and your boss up to a kelpie
My rhyming's automatic, the tragedy was traumatic
Keep a fiver in my pocket and a forest in my attic
When police are searching me, they purchase weed
Keep my DMs open for your fiends, just out of courtesy
I've never had to listen, but I chose to perk my ears
Now we're sitting in the same park with the same bottle of beer, bruv
I'll peek behind my Ray-Bans, intelligence of caveman's
Found a tenner straight away, I gave it to the nitty
Just cos I'm a great man, you're a fake man
If you think I'm stating my escape plan
Laying out my sins, with bare excuses like a waste man
Snap back like a waistband, like Jesus setting trends
Got more fashion than a gay man
Powerslide, doughnuts on my skateboard
When I'm not dropping tunes, you man'll stay bored
I change chords on my acoustic guitar in dimly lit lighting
With a cigarette in hand and a vodka that is biting
I'm the weirdo in the alleyway, my face is very frightening

I do weird shows, I got weird hoes
With weird thoughts, of weird blokes