Sneak Read-Out - Knuckle Butty Lyrics

Aye, you want something to cry about?
I'll give some something to cry about
I'll give you baps
I'll give you baps and a knuckle butty
I had dinner the other night, guess what it was
It was vegetarian haggis, it tasted great

You, you and you, out now
You and your tatty scones get out of my face
Get riding, get on your bike and ride away now

I was wearing a kilt
A guy said "what are you tarting?"
I said "I don't know, maybe a dress"

Where are you from?
If you're not from Edinburgh, you're from nowhere

Knuckle butty
Directional use of information
Play them at their own game
Use patterns in suggestions
Play them at their own game

Directional use of information
Play them at their own game
Use patterns in suggestions
Play them at their own game
See you, Steven Seagal!