Gregory tweaking, what he sniffing, hand sanitizer drips
Tim Hortons doughnuts and hand wash, that's his morning trip
Gone cray, starting beef, mind shadowed in quips
Teachers on his list, "I hate 'em!" he flips
Eyes wild, hands shaking, mental map twisted
Calling 911, "Brenden did it!" Was anyone listed
Timmy's staff in shock, witnessing scenes so outrageous
Brenden innocent, saying, "Man, this ain't contagious!"
Sniff that sanitizer, drip too far
At Tim Hortons wildin', man bizarre
Gregory needs help, tweaking real hard
Innocent Brenden, caught off guard
Gregory on phone, cops rolling in quick
Sweat on his brow, "Brenden's the trick,"
Tim Hortons crew, confused and tense
Mom's gonna hear, this don't make sense
Teachers becoming villains in Gregory's rhyme
Dark hallucinations, skating on grime
Yelling loud, placing blame, no proof
Just another day in Gregory's spoof
Sniff that sanitizer, drip too far
At Tim Hortons wildin', man bizarre
Gregory needs help, tweaking real hard
Innocent Brenden, caught off guard