Let me tell you a story
Before I go set sail
I myself an Orange Man
Who grabbed me by my tail
He told me of a foreign land
Ruled by kings like him
I strained to his boastful tale
In this den of sin
Son don't be an imbecile
Your message will get heard
If you lie right through your teeth
No matter how absurd
The people hear just what they want
You're a message for their disease
You can take their soul right out
And do with as you please