Wake up in the morning, I got scores to settle, yeah
Getting steamy at the party brewing like a kettle, uh
Getting girls easy make a joke sting like a nettle, uh
Strapping up my yeezys stepping on it like a pedal, uh
Now they lookin at me like they wanna go to my room
Pull up to the house, get knife and fork, we finna spoon
Turn around and I see these girls in the kitchen
Ohh, wait, why are you in my fridge
(Is that garlic bread)
These girls they only want me for my garlic bread
Thought you wanted me so you get in my bed
Now I know the truth and I just want me dead
Garlic bread, garlic bread
These girls they only want me for my garlic bread
Thought you wanted me so you get in my bed
Now I know the truth and I just want me dead
Garlic bread, garlic bread
Ring ring, yeah my Dad's on the phone, guys shush
Stop your crunching, stop your munching, man he doesn't know the truth
Wait Dad, I promise you, yeah It's not what you think
They ain't here for a good time they Ain't for a drink
I wish that I could tell you that I brought them here to bed
But all that I can say is that they ate all of our bread
Well, it's-it's a bit more complex than that
So basically I'm at this party, you know- and there's loads of girls there
And, eh, some of them seem to like me
And so, you know, it's about 2 in the morning, 3 in the morning
And they come back to my place and I'm, you know- I'm kinda excited
This has never really happened to me before and so
I like, head upstairs and I'm getting stuff together
And then I hear like, my freezer open and I'm like wait, what's going on
And I head down, and they're in our freezer
And, you know my dad calls cause he has a camera on my door and he's like
Why did a bunch of girls come into our house at 3 in the morning
And I'm like, I wish I could tell you that it was eh, you know, us like ha-ha
But really it was uhh, yeah they ate all our garlic bread- it's kinda embarassing
These girls they only want me for my garlic bread
Thought you wanted me so you get in my bed
Now I know the truth and I just want me dead
Garlic bread, garlic bread
These girls they only want me for my garlic bread
Thought you wanted me so you get in my bed
Now I know the truth and I just want me dead
Garlic bread, garlic bread
Garlic bread boy, walking down the street
Yeah, garlic bread boy, why you so unique
Yeah, garlic bread boy, sliding in my dms
Why you simping, I already got a BF
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
And so those girls left with Solomon's bread
Leaving him without communion, without faith
He cried to the Lord, but the Lord only answered
With 30 dollars from a radio quiz
He made it his quest to find these girls
And when he did, he greeted them with
Ooh, golly- I love you, back off, broke it up now
But those girls his face they did recognise, and met it with cold hard lead
And so in the streets of East-Wiggan at 4.32 in the morning
Solomon met his maker, with not so much as some garlic bread to comfort him
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread
Garlic bread, Garlic bread