Lights out and suddenly creeping
All across your laundry room floor
We shout the secrets we're keeping
All about the clothes that you wore
No doubt that while you were sleeping
Right behind your laundry room door
The bash was just beginnin'
'Cause inside every linen
Is livin' and they're lookin' for more
And from brights to whites
To all our friends of color
To leather, polyester, and suede
We party with a passion
Like it's going out of fashion
And you're gonna be so glad that you stayed in
Laundryland
Where your shirts and skirts can stand
It's where you go to learn firsthand
What a sock can do
Laundryland
Where briefs become unmanned
It's where clothing understands
It's grand and true
And whether you're name brand or second hand
Laundryland's for you
There are clothes that totally love it
And there are clothes that come back pink
There are clothes that got the worst of it
And there are clothes that hate when they shrink
But it's a laundry land that we covet
'Cause the bleach is all you can drink
And the party never quits
'Cause when the delicates
Come around you know it's not gonna stink
'Cause from scarves to garbs
To socks, and sweats, and sweaters
It's better when you're hanging in here
And we'll be your humble guide
Until you're washed and tumble dried
And show you why we're so happy that we're in
Laundryland
Where your shirts and skirts can stand
It's where you go to learn firsthand
What a sock can do
Laundryland
Where briefs become unmanned
It's where clothing understands
It's grand and true
And whether you're name brand or second hand
Laundryland's for you
We've got clothes of every shape and size
A sock hop where we go to socialize
Right by the outlet on the wall
Behind the washer and the dryer gods
You'll find where we hide the tide pods
That's right I'm telling you we've got it all
We're praying you don't knock it
You've got us in your pocket
'Cause Laundryland's got wonders to see
We're filled with friendly faces
From pants to pillow cases
This place is an oasis to me
Laundryland
Where your shirts and skirts can stand
It's where you go to learn firsthand
What a sock can do
Laundryland
Where briefs become unmanned
It's where clothing understands
It's grand and true
And whether you're name brand or second hand
Laundryland's for you
Laundryland's for you