Sonic Pressure - Initials I.J.L. Lyrics

His name is Ian
To be with him was elysian

A true Scorpio
He's arcane
(A true Scorpio, he's arcane)
A pure heart
But he's had lots of pain

Watching him pack
A bowl was like a Legerdemain
He drinks Modelo
Not champagne

He gave me a silver chain
He sure can entertain
(Sure can entertain)

He's better than cocaine
(He's better than cocaine)
He wears lots of jewelry
He gave me a silver chain
He sure can entertain
(He's better than cocaine)

I like when he called me Daddy
He's bolder than Bhad Bhabie
"Catch me outside!"
(Catch me outside)
(Catch me outside)

I like when his mouth opened wide
And that time when we fried
I like how he's tall
We both joke about luminol

His name is Ian
He never leaves anything uneaten
He loves hotdogs
(He loves hotdogs)
(He loves hotdogs)
(He loves hotdogs)
And his little dog
(He loves hotdogs)

His name is Ian
(He loves hotdogs)
He's Nicaraguan not Tahitian
(He loves hotdogs)
His name is Ian
I wish we went to the Caribbean
(He loves hotdogs)
(He loves hotdogs)

He gave me a silver chain
He sure can entertain
He loves hotdogs
Da da da da da
(He loves hotdogs)