SonnyVR - David's Ice-Cream Lyrics

My frog David really likes eating ice cream (ice cream)
Anytime he tries it he always gets a brain freeze (a brain freeze)
I always tell him not to have anymore but he never ever listens and just falls on the floor
After that he caused a third world war
By this point his internal organs have frozen
I haven't got a clue what flavour he has chosen
Might have been rat poison
Might have been dead hamsters
At least its not a velociraptor
Because they don't exist anymore
So David's up off the floor
(My frog David really likes eating ice cream)
(He likes ice creeeeam)
(Anytime he tries it he always gets a brain freeze)
(He got a brain freeeeeeze)
David's quite stupid not that smart
I think he needs to get a calorie chart
Eating too much ice cream when's he gonna start
A Diet
By this point his internal organs have frozen
I haven't got a clue what flavour he has chosen
Might have been rat poison
Might have been dead hamsters
At least its not a velociraptor
Because they dont exist anymore
So David's up off the floor
(David loves ice cream really loves ice cream)
(Every time he has one he gets a brain freeze)
Idiot
David eats ice cream all day long
Always gets a brain freeze but still going strong
Never gonna let go
Blood to ice cream ratio
(It's way too high)
Never gonna let go
Blood to ice cream ratio
Turning to an ice statue
Said he's only had a few
Never gonna trust him there
Always eats and never shares
But that's kind of obvious
There's really no surprise there
(I WANNA PUSH HIM DOWN THE STAIRS!!)