Sovy - If Santa Claus Was Real Lyrics

If Santa Claus was real, life would be so perfect
I'd be a good boy all year long to make it on the nice list
I wouldn't honk my horn at the traffic light
I wouldn't get drunk and start a fight
I'd tell you how I feel
If Santa Claus was real, I'd simmer by the yule log
Drape myself in tinsel, drown myself in eggnog
I'd give an apple to the teacher at the local school
I'd quit all my bad habits too
I would accept your point of view
If Santa Claus was real, we could be so jolly
Treasure one another, ease our melancholy
I'd hug my grumpy old neighbor when he's being rude
I'd give you loving when you say you're in a bad mood
I'd quit being such a Scrooge
No there ain't no fat man
Flying on his sleigh
Ain't no tiny reindeer
Coming on Christmas Day
Baby it's just me and you
And a little bit of snow
So come and kiss my candy cane
Underneath the mistletoe
Carols playing on the radio
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If Santa Claus was real, I'd save all my money
Give back all the junk, go to church on Sunday
I wouldn't use four letter words at the TV screen
I wouldn't complain about my family
We'd live in perfect harmony