In the Milky Way, there lies a small green planet
There's bald limp apes who its surface and inhabit
It's here our story will be told, for the aliens of ancient gold will traverse this
Planet and behold, it's mystery and power uncontrolled
The humans who occupy this planet think that it's the center of the universe,
But this is not the case
Their clouds form a blind which separates the humankind
From the sublime of space and time
Over five trillion light years away, the planet ZingzorpGorpenpork
Is ruled by the Daft Crusader under a tyrannical rule
Two aliens are preparing to leave this planet in search of a better life for themselves
A place where they can be free
Hey man, did you hear about what the Daft Crusader was doing
No, what's he doing
He was building pyramids
Dude, what are pyramids
I think they're like a 3D triangle with a square at the bottom
Can you kind of imagine what that would be like
I suppose
Dunno what he's doing it for, but he's using his massive galactic cruisers
To move them around and just drop them off the planets
Wow
Look, I think it's just a show of power under his tyrannical rule
The tyrannical rule of Daft Crusader
We need to leave here man
We do
Oh my goodness is that the
Yeah sitting in my castle I'm mad
The people on the streets are sad
Do I care? My men are armorclad
Able to suppress slaves and their comrades
Cause if you misbbehave I'll give you a close shave
At the neck, even with high tech
I keep em hungry for water they'll trek
Keep my people in check, they'll listen to me
And to a certain degree worship thee
And I'll still chase late fees
Cause I'm a madman my castle isn't made of sand
I got my own marching band, I lay claim to the land
I don't need a queen when you've seen what I've seen
I'm a mean homicidal machine.