Spaceworm - Mr. Responsible Lyrics

Okay let me tell you my story
I'm the kind of guy you'd think's extremely boring
But before you judge a book by its cover you know
Hey, stay a little while and check out my flow
I stay on top of my accounts
And the checks I write ain't ever gonna bounce
I eat everything that's on my plate
And in the deli counter line I take a number and wait
(He always pays his taxes)
Call me Mr. Responsible
(He always washes his hands)
Call me Mr. Clean
(He always gets straight A's)
I'm no Mr. Failure
(He always recycles)
Call me Mr. Green
(He's always very polite)
Call me Mr. Manners
(Sometimes he makes mistakes)
'Cause I'm a human being
Now I know what you're thinking
I'll give you some time to let this all sink in
Time's up! Just kidding; take as long as you need
And when you're done, let me know so we can proceed
If you need anything just give me a shout
And I'll be there right away just to help you out
If you lose your coat, you can borrow mine
And I'm never ever late 'cause I respect your time
(He always pays his taxes)
Call me Mr. Responsible
(He always washes his hands)
Call me Mr. Clean
(He always gets straight A's)
I'm no Mr. Failure
(He always recycles)
Call me Mr. Green
(He's always very polite)
Call me Mr. Manners
(Sometimes he makes mistakes)
'Cause I'm a human being
(He always pays his taxes)
Call me Mr. Responsible
(He always washes his hands)
Call me Mr. Clean
(He always gets straight A's)
I'm no Mr. Failure
(He always recycles)
Call me Mr. Green
(He's always very polite)
Call me Mr. Manners
(Sometimes he makes mistakes)
'Cause I'm a human being