Speedy Justice - Ana de Armas Lyrics

All men don't think alike, we might all have one thing on our minds
But the process to get there is different
I come from the old guy's world, where you aren't affected by anything
You play it cool, don't cry because that shit was beaten out of you
By your old man or school kids or work guys
Never tell someone you love them, and f*ck you if you don't like me
Never tell a woman how she makes you feel
Not even after you marry them
Just never comes up
You say damn you hot
I wanna do this or that
But you'll never let your guard down and say you're the most
Beautiful woman, most beautiful thing I've ever seen
You are incredible nobody else compares to you,
Nothing in my life is as important as the way you make me feel
And yeah we want those pants off, sure, that's nature, that's human
But we really want them to know how we are just bowled over
We are internally changed by how their beauty reshaped us to be
Better people, peaceful and appreciative
Like the guy who never had a chance at the opera being poor
And then just gets it, is enthralled and weeping watching
This act of true art, the culmination of human thought and feeling
This act of pure light, that they just happened to call an opera
His emotion of appreciation goes deeper than just human, it's spirit driven
And there are no words to describe it at all
He is changed, altered
And that's what a woman can do to a man,
Who has no words but wants her to know how he feels, that she
Has touched a place of spiritual appreciation in him he never felt
He has no words but tries to express this on Facebook to a 19 year old
30 years his junior
F*cking creep
So women really don't want to hear that you think their beautiful
Or that she opened up your true humanness by her inner beauty
Hell they don't even want you to be alive
Just die off
To say they don't care is wrong, the negative care
They don't want you even breathing bro...
So I wrote a funny song about the only human being who ever lived
That deserves the title of be most beautiful person in this world
Or any other
Ana Celia de Armas Caso
Just rolls right off the tongue
By far undisputed most beautiful woman
To ever walk the face of the earth
Face of the virgin mary, Cleopatra
Queen of Sheba
On Ana's worst day she's
More beautiful than Marilyn Monroe
At her best
You can look up beauty in god's search engine
And there's a picture of Ana Celia de Armas Caso
Hey god's never wrong
She's the platonic form of the good
Should have been Helen of troy
Launch 20 million ships
All across the galaxy
She should be president queen of Asia
Miss universe on every inhabitable planet
West of earth, all the way around time and space to the east side of earth
Beauty is not a strong enough word
It's not a true description of the power
In who she is
What she is
And I can lift my chin up and smile at the incoherent sky and say
I was alive when such a creature walked upon the earth
And I'm proud that I lasted this long
Just to see her once, that's justice
It's worth all the let downs, mistakes, pain and anguish of this life
Just to catch one glimpse of her profile
If I was a soldier I'd put her snapshot in my wallet
If I were president I'd make an international Ana de Armas day
And she would single handedly put an end to all war
With one wink of a naked eye
And I would not sleep should I be her chosen
I would not philosophize
Nor would I argue about any earthly thing
Perhaps I might stay around the house too long
Watching her perfect tummy, the nape of her neck
I'd get tired of the housework and her co-workers
LA in general I might start drinking again
I'm a mean drunk
Not the face, she'd probably say
And I'd stay out late rip and run
Calling the in laws complaining about life
And why can't she make time for me too,
I'm nothing but a house husband slave
And I swear I'd leave her in a heartbeat
She don't appreciate anything I do
Never even listens
If she's so great what's she doing with the likes of me, anyway