Well, the house is alive
And the kids are asleep
And I am not awake
And the dog is being beat
And it's all superb normality
We're the perfect nuclear family
Drenched in sweat and sewer filth
Santa's sleigh and Krampus heathens
Death to the immorals, send for me
Endangered Christian entities
It was all dog treats and hospice care
After Grandpa Deadman fell down the stairs
It's all superb normality
We're the perfect nuclear family
One plus one minus nine is three
And me plus you is we