Agent one was a dead man
Agent two wouldn't die
Agent three didn't show up
Agent four knows why
Agent five took a time out
To take agent six down
Agent seven ate the password
Agent eight left town
And I am agent nine
An unkillable son of bitch
And one of a kind
I'm the last piece of the puzzle
That you'll never find
I am agent nine
Agents don't talk much
Because we never do
They know a lot about me
And I know more about you
Cause I am agent nine
An unkillable son of bitch
And one of a kind
I'm the last piece of the puzzle
That you'll never find
I am agent nine
I'm not a number
I am agent nine