On a southbound train from the north of France
In a midnight from DeGaulle
A commotion bangin' in back of my head
I could not sleep at all
The conductor took me by the arm
He said "There's room for just one more"
We saw them dancing on the tables
As we stumbled through the door
There was a hundred moving bodies
A thousand pairs of shoes
There was a man that looked like BB King
Singing something like the blues
Musta' been somethin' in the water, made me lose my will to think
A thin man lookin' like a porter said I'm gonna' need another drink
This train's not stopping at the border- Sayonara babe, Adieu
Didn't think I'd have to go through all this to get back to you- I'll get back to you
All Night on the Crazy Train
All Ride on the Crazy Train
There was an old girlfriend and a businessman
In the costume of a nun
A dude on a rope and a smoking Pope
Swearin' "I don't have a gun"
I heard the children scream on the trampoline
I saw a belly dancing by
Ran to the window and I saw my life passing right before my eyes
Checkin' little pieces of my history, cerca brother Nineteen Ninety One
Back in the days of a Purpler Haze when my medicine was much more fun
Now there's no tone on my cellphone, and the trainman's calling me back
But I'll fill you in when we meet again- If I ever get off of this track
All Night on the Crazy Train
All Ride on the Crazy Train
All Night on the Crazy Train
All Ride on the Crazy Train