[ Featuring Sewage ]
Hanging in the park, late at night. when headlights start shining in our eyes
Out of the van a Munster appeared; and give us tickets and took away our beers
Lurch, you bastard
Tall, dark and gruesome. His shadow lurking over them
Following crusties as he goes. The beers are hidden, but Lurch still knows!
Lurch, you bastard!
He's tall, ugly and come to dump your forty ounce
Better be aware: or Lurch will arrest you
Lurch you bastard! F*ck you, leave me alone, go away!
Lurch is a bastard
Hide the beers quick, don't get caught; cause Lurch is smarter than you thought
Creepy, crawling, sneaking up, from out of the shadows to lock you up
Lurch, you bastard
Can't drink beer in Tompkins Square or Officer Munn's gonna arrest you
Lurking out in the the shadows, the city of New York's gonna ticket you
No fun anywhere with the Mayor's goons on the loose. You can't drink a beer in Tompkins Square
Officer munn arrests you
Lurch pretends that he is your friend; but, he'll still get you in the end
The night stick shoves you along; behind bars you'll be singing this song
Lurch, you bastard!
