Woke up this morning got ready for work
Forgot that I'm retired now I feel like a jerk
Put on me t-shirt flip flops will do
Nothing much going on so I grabbed me a brew
Rolled up a fat one finished off me beer
Realized I got de day off so I let out a cheer
Ayy, ayy, ayy, I'm retired
My ayy, ayy, brain is rewired
Hopped on me surf board went for a ride
Suddenly a great white came up alongside
She gave me a wink said her name was star
So I bought her a drink down at de sandbar
Ayy, ayy, ayy, I'm retired
My ayy, ayy, brain is rewired
And then she swam away but don't be sad
Just a typical day and it wasn't half bad
Ayy, ayy, ayy, I'm retired
My ayy, ayy, brain is rewired