Spoken Ingest - Gettin' Drunk for Christmas Lyrics

I'm so tired of the gifts that I get
Every year its the same old shit
Socks and shirts and other junk
This year I decided I'm getting drunk
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

It's the best gift that I could receive
I think I'll start on Christmas Eve
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

There's presents and lights and candy canes too
But it always seems like there's nothing to do
I spent so much money on joy and cheer
If Jesus was here, he'd have to buy me a beer
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

It's the best gift that I could receive
I think I'll start on Christmas Eve
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

The kids will be happy because they won't know
That Santa got pissed and passed out in the snow
The lights on the tree twinkle and shine
As another cork is a poppin' on a bottle of wine
The flames in the fire all crackle and dance
While Santa uncontrollably wets his pants
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

It's the best gift that I could receive
I think I'll start on Christmas Eve
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

My eyes are more bloodshot than Rudolph's nose
I'm missing my wallet and I can't feel my toes
Christmas will be better next year no lie
Because I'll start my Celebration on the 4th of July
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas

It's the best gift that I could receive
I think I'll start on Christmas Eve
I'm Getting Drunk
I'm Getting Drunk for Christmas