Spongebob Squarepants - SpongeBob's Greatest Hits Lyrics
Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
Are ya ready kids?
(Aye, aye, captain)
I can't hear you
(Aye, aye, captain)
Oh
Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
(Spongebob Squarepants)
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Ready?
(Spongebob Squarepants)
(Spongebob Squarepants)
(Spongebob Squarepants)
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Writer: Blaise Smith, Derek Drymon, Mark Harrison, Stephen Hillenburg
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Goofy Goober Song
Hey, all you Goobers
It's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
Alright, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world
Patrick and this big peanut guy
It's a little ditty called
Goofy Goober (yeah)
Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (yeah)
I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (yeah)
DJ (yeah), time for the test (yeah)
No baby can resist singin' along to this (yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song
I know
Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (yeah)
I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir
Ooh
Oh, Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?
I guess I could use one of those
There you go
Boy, Pat, that hit the spot
I'm feeling better already
Yeah
Waiter, let's get another round over here
Oh, I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (yeah)
I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah, yeah)
(Yeah)
Writer: Michael S. Simpson, Derek Drymon, Tim Hill, Steve Hillenberg, Kent Osborne, Eban Schl, Aaron Paul Springer, Paul Tibbitt
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, ACUM Ltd.
F.U.N. Song
It's not about winning, it's about fun
What's that?
Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you
Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to
Never, that's completely idiotic
Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
Try it
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
Wait, I don't understand this
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel
Well, I like it, let's do it again
Okay
F is for frolicking through all the flowers
U is for Ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking
Here with my best buddy
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Campfire Song Song
I call this one, the campfire song song
Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
Bum, bum, buuum
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song (Patrick)
Song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E (Squidward)
Good, it'll help, it'll help
If you just sing along
Aww, yeah
Writer: Carl Williams, Dan Povenmire, Jay Lender, Michael Culross Jr, Michael Walker
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Ripped Pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped
His pants
Writer: Peter Straus, Paul Tibbitt
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Spongebob Where's Gary?
I wonder how things went so wrong
I turned around and he was gone
Where's Gary?
Now I'm searching for a little sign
A trail of slime he left behind
'Cause I'm so lonely all the time
Oh, where has Gary gone?
It tortures me all night and day
Where's Gary?
What could have made you run away?
Where's Gary?
What can I say, what can I do?
Please let me make it up to you
I want to hear your little mew
Oh, where has Gary gone?
My precious snail where can you be?
Maybe you're behind that tree
I've looked high and I've looked low
Let me know where did you go
I miss his face, I miss his smell
His collar with its little bell
Now my life's just an empty shell
Oh, where has Gary gone?
Your leash is hanging on the hook
Your empty bowl, I just can't look
The paths and trails we used to roam
Have led you from our happy home
And now I take my walks alone
So if you see that little guy
Where's Gary?
Won't you tell him I apologize
Where's Gary?
Each night I ask his empty bed
"Was it something that I said?"
The little voice inside my head says "Where has Gary gone?"
Oh, oh, where has Gary gone?
Tell me where has Gary gone?
Where's Gary?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? Was that you?
Where's Gary?
Gary?
Where's Gary? (Gary, are you out there?)
Where's Gary? (Gary, if you're out there, meow once for yes)
Where's Gary? (And twice for no)
Where's Gary? (Hey Gary)
Where's Gary? (Come here Gary)
Who wants to go for a walk?
Where's Gary? (Come on, who wants to go for a walk?)
Writer: Andy Paley, Thomas Kenny
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
My Tighty Whiteys
My tighty whiteys
(Tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys)
Tighty whiteys
Who makes my whole life worthwhile
So I start everyday with a smile?
You fit like a glove, you make me proud of you
That's why I love you, my tighty whiteys
Don't ever fret or despair
You alone, always make a great pair
It's high time I told you how I love to hold you
Wash, dry and fold, you're my tighty whiteys
So cozy and comfy, so cottony and cuddly
So snug when you hug me so tight
I wonder, my out-wear, only I know you're in there
So razzly, dazzly white
We must have been meant to be
'Cause I've changed you and you've changed me
When you're old and gray, I won't throw you away
I'll spend laundry day with my tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys
Tighty whiteys
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Doing the Sponge
All right, you invertebrates
I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge
Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge
Now you're doin' the sponge
Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there
You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge
Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge
Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat buns when you're taking the plunge
Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge
Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge
Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Do the sponge, yeah
Do the sponge
Yeah, do the sponge
Well, do the sponge, sponge
Writer: Peter Straus
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Goofy Goober Rock
I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober! ROCK!
"Put your toys away"
Well then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No no no no way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.
So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goofy goofy goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Writer: Michael S. Simpson, Derek Drymon, Tim Hill, Steve Hillenberg, Kent Osborne, Eban Schl, Aaron Paul Springer, Paul Tibbitt
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, ACUM Ltd.
Best Day Ever
Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
Said "it's gonna be a good one, just wait and see"
Jumped out of bed, and I ran outside
Feeling so ecstatic, satisfied.
[Chorus]
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
It's the best day ever (best day ever)
I'm so busy, got nothing to do
Spent the last 2 hours just tying my shoe
Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reaching out out to shake my hand
[Chorus]
Sometimes the little things start closing in on me
When I'm feeling down, I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and look around
Those crowds don't scare me, they can't disguise
Its magic that's happening right before my eyes
Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright
So the best day ever can last all night
Yeah, the best day ever's gonna last all night, now.
[Chorus x3]
Writer: Andy Paley, Thomas Kenny
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Idiot Friends
Hey everybody, it's good to be here at the Crusty Canteena
We've got a real special show for you'll tonight
Featuring my new best pal, this guy
He is an idiot
So what are we going to sing about, SpongeBob?
We are going to sing a song about friends
What kind of friends, SpongeBob?
Well, listen up and I'll tell you
Who's there for you when you are sad and down?
Idiot friends
Who picks you up and smacks you all around?
Idiot friends
Who puts dodging you so you can save the town?
Idiot friends, idiot friends, idiot friends
Idiot friends
Idiot friends
You know SpongeBob
All we're going to do is singing about
What are good for you
Well, what have you done for me?
Who helps you pick your pants up off the ground?
Thanks buddy, cashes
Who, an idiot friend would do that?
Let's bring it home, idiot friend
Okay
Who lets you ride on his coffins?
Who slaps you hard and often?
What do you and me have in common?
We're idiot friends
Writer: EBAN SCHLETTER, WILLIAM TUCKER III
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Gary's Song
Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home)
Gary, come home
(Gary, come home), ah
Gary, come home
Gary, come home
Gary, won't you come home?
Writer: Mark Stewart
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, O/B/O DistroKid
I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You
Oh baby they may call me a fool
But i can't help gravitational pull when stuff you with cotton candy it reminds me your so sweet when we go riding with dandy the way you hang on to the seat bay yay yay by when I'm with you our love is stronger than glue whoa oh baby! there is'nt any thing there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you hey let go of her you little patty eaters no get away
(guitar solo)
I'm sooooooooo sorry i never let you out of my sight again and i'll always out of harms way yeah oh baby i love you so strong that's why i'm singin' this song ba yay yay by your looks are sweeter than honey from your pickles to you buns it's not even funny
(guitar solo 2)
I'm coming for ya oh no look at you don't worry patty i'll take care of you all better oh baby
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher
Bubble Song
The sun must set
At the end of everyday
And the curtain must fall
At the end of every play
And every little bubble every blown must some day pop
Like presents on Christmas Day
It doesn't seem to stay
Or a cheese souffle
It doesn't last all day
I will try again to
Blow a bubble
That will last all day
(All day)
Writer: Eban Schletter, Paul Tibbitt
Copyright: Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
This Grill Is Not a Home
A stove is a stove no matter where you go,
A patty is a patty, thats what i sayyyyyyyy
A grill is a grill, this is surely soooo-oo
And fries will be fries either wayyyyyyy
But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove i know,
I would trade it all away, if you'd come back to stay,
This kitchens not the same, without youuuuu
Its just a grill
Its just a greasy spoooooon
Without youuuuuuuuuu
Copyright: Lyrics © Original Writer and Publisher