I got a suicidal girlfriend
She always calls me up cryin'
Sounds like a cry for attention
Until one night she ends up dyin'
I got a suicidal girlfriend
They gotta keep her medicated
Ever since she was committed
It was the first time that we dated
I got a suicidal girlfriend
And I don't know what to do now
So I'll just hide the knives
Hide the knives
Hide the knives
Hide the knives
Hide the knives knives knives knives knives knives knives knives knives!
I got a suicidal girlfriend
She always calls me up cryin'
Sounds like a cry for attention
Until one night she ends up dyin'