I've got to get myself out of this mess
I've got to get myself a car that drives
I've got to burn that dress
Bang, bang, bang
I'd like see the smirk exploding from his face
Oh well, he shouldn't have took my shopping cart
Shouldn't have cut my place
Bang, bang, bang
He don't get hard unless he takes gun to bed
And little Jimmy gets a B in maths
Two shots in the head
Washington gets dinner dates and fancy IPAs
And Newtown still gets robocalls from the NRA
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Oh, officer, oh, officer
Well, what was I to do?
I've got an itchy trigger finger
And yeah, he was pushing 4 foot 2
I got no problem with nobody
He had no business in my drive
Well, he was Bravo Lima, say no more
And I'm Whiskey Hotel
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
See, see, see, see
Susie gets incensed
A little more than pressed
Mr. McAllister
I know they'll notice
I know they'll notice soon
But I can't wait no more
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Holiday in the sun
Castle Doctrine, stand your ground
Sea World, Sun Tan, Fentanyl
A holiday, a holiday, a holiday in the sun
IHOP, Venmo, TNT
Mickey Mouse, AR-15
And an open carry, don't say state
Incel, insult, NDA
A hi-ho silver, hit the mall
Mom and Pops, no cheques at all
And a gun show, golf course, shopping cart
Three days waiting, 30 rounds
And a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
And a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more