This carvery is on the house
Service is slow, all the glasses are stained
But carry on, it always comes
(Sooner than you think)
The steak is dry, the wine is weak
This dialogue, is badly written
And cheapened by the need
For well cast female leads
The camel crew in baby blue
Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained
Stay in your home
Home on the range
And it's a new day now
Well now, fifty-one
Kicking his hands
Your hands to the reins
And it's a new day
This avant garde is still the same
Go to goldsmiths and they dye their fringes
To know they've made it only
When they sign the rights to Sony
Where the steps are swept
And the lawn is neat
The flowerbeds shame the neighbors
Milo knew he'd made it when he
Got his first mock Tudor semi, alright
The camel crew in baby blue
Parked in a van and all the lenses are stained
Stay in your home
Home on the range
And it's a new day now
Well now, fifty-one
Kicking his hands
Your hands to the reins
And it's a new day
You say it's boring, but it's not
Well it's only, I forgot
Call a number, make a change
And in the morning when it's hot
You just close your eyes and watch
Just call a number, make a change