sprundfs - F'n'ngineers Lyrics

[Banjo]

Oh I should've stayed in school
And I should've become a doctor
But I liked tools
And cigarettes and monster

Well I went and got my ticket
Instead of going to college
Now I deal with bullshit
Gettin' rich off problems

Stripped Philips heads, fake vents, cosmetic covers
Leaky glands, lock-tabs, software patch de-bugging
Seatbelt-to-start, load charts and warning buzzers
Service-mode locked and the book don't tell me nothing!

I said:

You stupid ass god-damn dirty bullshit motherf*cker
You son of a bitch, piece of shit, ign'ant cocksucker
Jesus-f*ck-Christ, stunned cunt, go f*ck your mother
Every f*ckin year f*ckin engineers keep getting dumber!

"YUHAAAAAAAWWWWWW!"

Oh well the world ain't what it used to be
With overbuilt simplicity

[Hell yea dawg more banjo]

Manufacturers let accountants lead
Became a parasite on industry

(Ohhhhhhhh welllllllllll!)

You stupid ass god damn dirty bullshit motherf*cker
You son of a bitch, piece of shit, ign'ant cocksucker
Jesus-f*ck-Christ, stunned cunt, go f*ck your mother
Every f*ckin year f*ckin engineers keep getting dumber!

"Sing it with me!"


"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

*BANJO INTENSIFIES*

You stupid ass god damn dirty bullshit motherf*cker
You son of a bitch, piece of shit, ign'ant cocksucker
Jesus-f*ck-Christ, stunned cunt, go f*ck your mother
Every f*ckin year f*ckin engineers keep getting dumber!