I have a jack off crystal it is very nice
When i rub it nicely my buddies come touch my behind
When i rub my jack off crystal it is give me Marge
Marge images on my laptop so i can touch it
Homer simpson beams psychic messages in my brain
Telling me to jack off to simpsons images
I don't want to do that but he's mind controlling me
The crystal around my neck gives me not amounts of glee
My name is Homer Simpson i love beaming psychic messages
I don't like it when people don't jack off to Simpsons characters
I will beat you up if you don't jack off to Simpsons characters
It makes me really really really mad when people don't jack off to Simpsons characters
I have to migrate to Cuba so
Homer Simpson doesn't find me in my house and kill me
Homer Simpson has horrible anger issues
He's manifested in my world and it's really messing up my life and family