Squeakie - I'll Take Half Lyrics

Caught you staring at the neighbor's wife
When she went out to get her paper
Like you do every girl in tight blue jeans
But I could never blame her
She's just living her best life
Yeah you treat us all like meat
Honey I've got something to tell ya
Please take a seat

I'm gonna take half of everything you have
Leave your ass a lonely man
Gonna shack out with the pretty bartender
From your favorite downtown bar
I'm so tired of the disrespect
So I'll say something that you dont expect
I'm gonna take half of everything you have

Out with the boys every night
You come home drunker than hell
You got here at two and you slept until noon
You must've missed the alarm bell
Cuz you had work at eight
It must've slipped your mind
Let me tell you honey you f*cked up this time
The bags are packed the apology is late

I'm gonna take half of everything you have
Leave your ass a lonely man
Gonna shack out with the pretty bartender
From your favorite downtown bar
I'm so tired of the disrespect
So I'll say something that you dont expect
I'm gonna take half of everything you have

I saw a strange charge on the credit card
Thought you were smart enough to pay in cash
Cuz three hundred dollars in Victoria Secret
Ain't gonna fit my ass

I'm gonna take half of everything you have
Leave your ass a lonely man
Gonna shack out with the pretty bartender
From your favorite downtown bar
I'm so tired of the disrespect
So I'll say something that you dont expect
I'm gonna take half of everything you have