Starring MH - I Can't Hear So Well Lyrics

My instinct tells me you are a wonderful lass
I will not make the first move, you'll think I'm too fast
Got a death grip on this chair. I must admit I'm scared
Last resort is claiming I'm impaired

I can't hear so well. Move a little closer
I can't see too good. Come sit real near
I can't hear so well come whisper in my ear

Good thing I have a sixth sense, the first five are crap
If I show my ambition you might feel trapped
Damn God made you cute! I'll give you an excuse
Won't you play along to my silly ruse?

I can't hear so well. Move a little closer
I can't see too good. Come sit real near
I can't hear so well come whisper in my ear

Be my ears. Be my eyes. Walk with me. Be my guide
Be my nose. I can't tell. Lasagna: How's that smell
I can't hear so well come whisper in my ear
Vision's gone to pot. Hearing's not too hot
You must act on these feelings that I've got

I can't hear so well. Move a little closer
I can't see too good. Come sit real near
I can't hear so well come whisper in my ear

Be my ears. Be my eyes. Walk with me. Be my guide
Be my nose. I can't tell. Lasagna. How's that smell
I can't hear. I can't see. Come sit down next to me
I can't see. I can't hear. You bring me so much cheer