Starring MH - Record Player & a Cat Lyrics

I landed a job in the city. Thought I'd open up some doors
Each time I got promoted, I conned my way to more
My flat is in a building housing real celebrities
I see them stream in on Netflix on my new flat screen TV

I just want a record player. A record player and a cat
A cat and a record player. Could you give me that

We're told to run with the big dogs. Dress super hot and dupe the boss
When something doesn't look right, just add a little gloss
Always gunning for the latest thing. Date tech guys just to take a peek
Wait in line for the new iphone. It's only new until next week

I just want a record player. A record player and a cat
A cat and a record player. Could you give me that

I don't want this life. Don't want this rotten disease
It only causes grief
Spin some vinyl. Feed the feline
Pure and simple. Not a decline
Yeah

I just want a record player
A record player and a cat
Can you just give me that
Can you just give me that
Can you just give me that