Starry Mossbridge - A Jewish Christmas Lyrics

In the burbs of Chicago
At my grandma's house
Getting ready to pick out the tree
Hop into that Honda Civic
Drive to the tree place
Everyone starts arguing about the shape and size of this tradition
Yes I am still talking about trees
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Why are you not a Jewish Holiday
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Hanukkah is less festive then it's bae
Bar-Mitzvah was in November
Christmas than in late December
I was Jewish but I could relate
Happy New Year Rosh Hashanah
All the gifts from Hanukkahkah
Eggnog and singing a lot about Jesus
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Why are you not a Jewish Holiday
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Hanukkah is less festive then it's bae
Hey, I guess that I can't complain
Hanukkah plus Christmas
I made bank
Yeah, these two will always collide
Something deep inside
Will always wonder
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Why are you not a Jewish Holiday
Christmas
Woah Christmas
Hanukkah is less festive then it's bae